my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
why would you say that?!
People! You think about some really depressing things! Let’s enjoy Stan Lee while we still can!
i imagine adulthood to be like one of those “choose your own adventure” books except each choice is terrible
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
sirius black? i think you mean sirius african american
african european you dumb racist shit
“im gonna bang you so hard” i say to the snooze button on my alarm clock
Cosmo tip #81804959028032: Instead of moaning your partners name, loudly scream the Neon Genesis Evangelion opening
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
What if the real world could lag
Stop that. That’s terrifying.
going for the gold